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The Whore of Babylon, the Beast, and the False Prophet
Last weekend while meditating on scripture God revealed to me that the secret to prophecy in the book of Revelation is in the stars. I dream and have visions alot about the stars. A lot of the Book of Revelation mentions the stars. The main thing that I want to explain that God revealed to me scared me. It has to do with the woman and the beast with many heads that she sits upon. There is a new world order approaching. It is right in front of our face but we are blinded from it purposefully by those knowing powers and authorities. This may all seem like a conspiracy theorists rant by the end of it but I assure you that I am no conspiracy theorist, nor do I worry myself with such things as conspiracies, world powers, illuminati, masons, or politics.
In the sky are many constellations. One of those constellations is Hydra. The mythological beast with many heads. When one is cut off it grows back. Such as the beast with many heads, "one was wounded but its wound was healed". See where im going with this yet? Hang in there, it gets better. There are four constellations that sit on Hydras back. I will start with the tail. At the tail is Noctura.
Noctura is an owl. In jewish legend the owl represents lilith, Adam's first wife that would not submit to him. She is also reffered to as a bit of a demon whore. One who practices scorceries and addulturies. Sound familiar yet? Look up Bohemian grove. There is a Bohemian grove club that gets together and performs rituals while worshipping a huge owl statue. Who are the members of this club? Many are politicians and rich people. Authorites and rulers of this world.
Going up the back of hydra we find Corvus and Crater. The raven and the Cup. There is a raven society that claims to be part of the illuminati. The raven also represents sorcery throughout history. The cup is the cup that the world drank from. The whore of babylon that practiced scorceries and the world drank from her cup of adulteries. That accounts for three of the four constellation, the best is yet to come.
So what constellation is at the head of this great beast with many heads? The sextans constellation. The constellation is named so after a sextant, an astranomical viewing devise. Freemasons incorporate the sextant with the ruler in their symbol with the square. So who is at the head of this great serpent? The Freemasons. Or many would say the Illuminati. See I told you that this would sound like a conspiracy theorist's rant.
So who are the Illuminati? Supposedly they are made up of those who are called "the globalist elite". Those who comprise the worlds authorities. Elite rich family bloodlines that control the banks, the media, the currency and our governments. A couple of those families that have ties with the globalist elite are Mcdonalds, and Disney. Paranoid yet? Or are you in disbelief? Do some research and look into it. I'm not paranoid about all of this, but it opens my eyes to what may be going on around me in the world behind the veil. It shows that the times spoken of in the book of revelation is here and that the beast with the whore of babylon are present in the world today.
As for the beast that the whore sits upon we can look back to daniel chapter 7. It is laid out in broad daylight who the beast represents. In Daniel's dream he saw 4 beasts. The last beast is no concern to us right now. The first three beasts however are. One look liked a lion, the other a bear, and the last a leopard. These beasts represented three different kingdoms. The Greek, persian, and babylonian, which today make up the middle east. The beast in Revelation chapter 13 is described as appearing as a leopord, with the feet of a bear, and the mouth of a lion. So there it is. This beast is the middle east. The false prophet goes along with the beast. It would be my assumption that the false prophet is Muhammad. He denies Jesus to have ever have died on the cross, and denies him as the son of God. His prophecy is false, and he has raised up a religion in violence, and agaist God's people, Jew and Christian alike. Muhammad may have not started out this way in the beginning but as the Quran goes on it begins to condradict the teachings found in the bible. The beast is the middle east, along with Islam. All of this is in plain site. We live in the final hours of the beginning of the end.
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
The First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"
"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"NO, no. I just can't."
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"